Posts under ‘Humor’

Maybe we need this sign:

Thanks to my friend Steve, he suggests: Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione It’s Latin, for “I’m not interested in your crazy religious cult.”

Since the Jehova’s Witnesses are in town this weekend, talking about End of the World (EOTW) strategies, I thought I’d put together a list of previous failed EOTW prophecies. THE FULL LIST

Because I really need one (courtesy of Picture is Unrelated): No, wait. This too. Wahooooooo!!!!

Thank you, Hemant! (via redheadedskeptic)

Thank you for contacting God’s customer care center. Due to the processing of all the atrocities committed during the dark ages we are still behind schedule. Customers with questions about their unprocessed demands please fill in your administration code. The reply (cause I just had to put in a trouble ticket): Thank you for your [...]

Sighted recently by a friend:

Now don’t all run out and get them — leave some for the rest of us!